You know, he goes about 7'8", 530. "Brasky drank a full glass of liquid LSD with his eggs. Then he slept for 8 months straight. When he woke he rubbed his eyes and said, 'All in all, I prefer gin.'"
"Bill Brasky was a 10 foot monster who slept with all our wives! And punched us all in the face! And we loved him for it!"
lol i loved those skits "To bill brasky"
Can you keep a secret? Well I'm afraid of the world because they want me to die, can you believe it?
Brasky used to put on a white tie and tails and would walk his cobra through the park on a leash. He named the cobra Beverly, and he taught it how to fetch and dial a phone. But then one day it bit the maid. So with tears in his eyes Brasky had to shoot the maid.
HAHA.
this post definitely made me laugh. i miss will ferrel on snl...
Serious sport has nothing to do with fair play. It is bound up with hatred, jealousy, boastfulness, disregard of all rules and sadistic pleasure in witnessing violence. In other words, it is war minus the shooting.
George Orwell
"Bill Brasky is the father of every kid in this town!" "Bill Brasky once showed me a video of him making love to my wife, and it was the most beautiful thing I ever saw!"
"You know, he would shoot whiskey into his neck with a syringe!"
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